Reddit celebrity hookup stories
Justin Bieber groupie stories are obviously of another breed entirely, one that includes shit like Swedish girls, NDAs, dickgate and the whole lot. Below, we look at ten of our favorite recent-ish hook-up rumors about celebrities that include everything from butt stuff and barking to Greco-Roman wrestling and toe-sucking.
Like, talk about callous and demeaning? The alt-pop rocker has dated or "been linked to" every single female with a household name. Basically ever since the Ancient Greeks began sharing oral histories of the sexual exploits of Zeus, Aphrodite, Poseidon et al.
In his alleged Cruise encounterthe star donned a body suit, and had a wrestling mat that the two promptly used to engage in some Greco-Roman power moves according to Barresi, they would later engage in some heavy butt play and masturbation. But apparently, uncles and nephews who play music together…also…play elsewhere together we just screamed into my shirt writing that. Jeter put his hand on her head and said "Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets," as she kept going.
Photo by David X. It's 'Gossip Week' on papermag. And, according to scaredoffangirls, his own 1-D ain't half bad.
X gon' give it to you, huh. In a story that reads straight from pre-teen fanfic, Redditor scaredoffangirls says she met the One Direction stud at a NYC cupcake shop of course and that they started flirting when she "tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot. The author added that the woman also posted a selfie with the two in bed to Facebook, before it was promptly removed.
According to a Redditor aptly named BobDolesPotatohe obtained rap legend DMX's phone number from a friend of his roommate's mom who slept with him -- and his answering message was just him barking!!!
As dubiously-true hookup stories go, this one about Harry Styles is, well, rather charming. DMX's answering machine is legendary According to a Redditor aptly named BobDolesPotatohe obtained rap legend DMX's phone number from a friend of his roommate's mom who slept with him -- and his answering message was just him barking!!!
Like Paper Mag on Facebook. Started from the bottom, indeed. The chode of all chodes. Even his sex preferences are memes. One commenter says her friend's cousin was dating the Yankees shortstop and found him naked on his couch "watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his dating a filipino guy, saying 'Yeah Jeets, Yeah Jeets.
Last year, a Drake groupie who went home with the rapper to his Calabasas mansion shared a story with Media Take Out about the rapper's preference for having his ass eaten. One was an anecdote about the singer's foiled attempts to piss on a woman he brought home who immediately left crying ; the other had Mayer whispering to a self-proclaimed super fan "Left me see your fucking butthole.
However, we'd like to believe mollym00n's story is also true, as she claims one of her friends slept with Justin By now this celebrity hookup stories about a one young woman's hook-up with Quentin Tarantino is practically the stuff of legend but for those who haven't read Beejoli Shah's entire tell-all on Deadspinthe SparkNotes version is that she met the legendary director at a Hollywood Hills party, gets invited back to his place, decides she doesn't want to sleep with him "Making out with Quentin Tarantino is a great story, but there is no way I play on putting out"gets a look at his celebrity hookup stories "short.
You'd expect one of the greatest modern American athletes and a Word Series-winner to have a bit of an ego, sure, but Derek Jeter's alleged propensity for referring to himself as "Jeets" during sex, as revealed in this Reddit thread on groupie talesis beyond hilarious. She said it's "slightly larger than average…it wasn't covered in glitter and it didn't smell like sunflowers, just a pretty normal penis that he put to pretty good use.
Let's just hope his bark's worse than his bite.